theonion: Keith Richards’ Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976 “Each morning before I leave for work, I look in the mirror, take a deep breath, and think to myself, ‘Rosemary, you could very well find Keith Richards’ dead body today.” More.
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Keith Richards’ Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976

“Each morning before I leave for work, I look in the mirror, take a deep breath, and think to myself, ‘Rosemary, you could very well find Keith Richards’ dead body today.”

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Fonte: The Onion

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