Republicans Accuse Obama of Using Position as President to Lead Country
I’m not a an Andy Borowitz fan at all, but this is perfect.
<Uqbar> “Una mail della sezione milanese (del MoVimento 5 stelle[1]) invita la stampa a usare termini adeguati quando si tratta della loro «forza politica»”. File under: ma andate a cagare. 1. Importante la V maiuscola, ricordiamo che il Vaffanculo è la cifra politica del moVaffanculoimento. http://www.corriere.it/politica/12_ottobre_29/cinquestelle-vademecum-perfetto-giornalista-cruccu_aa012dec-21cb-11e2-867a-35e5030cc1c9.shtml
<Uqbar> aaah yes. I love the smell of [laser]-[burnt] [mosquitoes] in the morning. It smells like… victory. http://prostheticknowledge.tumblr.com/post/34371950560/slow-motion-footage-of-mosquitoes-shot-down-withSlow Motion Footage of Mosquitoes Shot Down With Laser
The video below runs slower than the GIFs above suggest:
Intellectual Ventures’ Mosquito Laser Shootdown Sequence, demonstrated at TED 2010.
<Uqbar> LOOL [SBB][CFF][FFS] vs. [Apple] «Le ferrovie svizzere potrebbero chiedere un risarcimento alla Apple per aver “rubato” le celebri lancette dell’orologio ferroviario nell’ultimo agigornamento del sistema operativo dell’[iPad]. La notizia è stata pubblicata dal quotidiano “Blick am abend”.» http://www.repubblica.it/images/2012/09/21/095223739-253a61c9-0af5-4337-a483-83bfad3b0fac.jpg via http://www.repubblica.it/tecnologia/2012/09/21/foto/ferrovie_svizzere_contro_apple_copiato_l_orologio_dell_ipad-42953975/1/
Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs, delivered in doughnut boxes.
(via eriatarka)
<Uqbar> gli americani sono sempre anni luce avanti: quelle che una volta sarebbero state “damn lies”, ora sono “factual shortcuts” http://news.yahoo.com/fact-check-ryan-takes-factual-shortcuts-speech-070905927.html
<Uqbar> the [GOP] [campaign] in a nutshell: ‘We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers’ http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/08/were-not-going-to-let-our-campaign-be-dictated-by-fact-checkers/261674/
<Uqbar> colon. file under: [ammerigani], [spelling] http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/colon1.png via http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/twitter-cologne/
<Uqbar> [Jesus] [Tupac hologram] http://i.imgur.com/VK2Oi.jpg
<Uqbar> Interview: [Android] Engineered To Enable Data [Harvesting]. File under: [mobile] [security], [privacy], [l’avevo detto, io]. http://threatpost.com/en_us/blogs/interview-android-engineered-enable-data-harvesting-041112
<Uqbar> [meta] [kraftwerk] at [MoMA]: “your tickets are being bought by robots” ROTFL http://musichistory.tumblr.com/post/18186966828/jakefogelnest-i-cannot-believe-they-mockedI cannot believe they mocked everyone trying to get Kraftwerk tickets from the MoMA today by playing this song on a loop.
This is great and/or terrible.

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<Uqbar> LOOL [SBB][CFF][FFS] vs. [Apple] «Le ferrovie svizzere potrebbero chiedere un risarcimento alla Apple per aver “rubato” le celebri lancette dell’orologio ferroviario nell’ultimo agigornamento del sistema operativo dell’[iPad]. La notizia è stata pubblicata dal quotidiano “Blick am abend”.» http://www.repubblica.it/images/2012/09/21/095223739-253a61c9-0af5-4337-a483-83bfad3b0fac.jpg via http://www.repubblica.it/tecnologia/2012/09/21/foto/ferrovie_svizzere_contro_apple_copiato_l_orologio_dell_ipad-42953975/1/](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_map382Srei1qz89myo1_1280.jpg)


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<Uqbar> [Jesus] [Tupac hologram] http://i.imgur.com/VK2Oi.jpg](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oj8kdWKS1qz89myo1_1280.jpg)



