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Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts.

companioncubes: I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.
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I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.

companioncubes: This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You’ll see what I mean.
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This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You’ll see what I mean.

companioncubes: Cave Johnson here. Just a reminder that the core goal of Aperture Gas-Finding Science is to find gas, so make sure you let us know if you see any. If we meet our quarterly gas-finding target, I promise you we will don our bondage gear, fuel our death cars, and drive around in circles, whooping it up and shooting arrows at people. Who is ready to rule the wasteland? Alright, start looking.
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Cave Johnson here. Just a reminder that the core goal of Aperture Gas-Finding Science is to find gas, so make sure you let us know if you see any. If we meet our quarterly gas-finding target, I promise you we will don our bondage gear, fuel our death cars, and drive around in circles, whooping it up and shooting arrows at people. Who is ready to rule the wasteland? Alright, start looking.

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Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.

companioncubes: This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]
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This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]

companioncubes: Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

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I’ve got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me’s going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.

companioncubes: Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let’s go to space!
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Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let’s go to space!

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In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.

companioncubes: Um. You’ve got a yacht. And… Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who’s to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven’t seen a woman in years. And they’re not picky at all. They don’t care if you’ve got a bit of brain damage. If you’ve been running around sweating. And… A farm! A pony farm! And… Just jump down, would ya?
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Um. You’ve got a yacht. And… Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who’s to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven’t seen a woman in years. And they’re not picky at all. They don’t care if you’ve got a bit of brain damage. If you’ve been running around sweating. And… A farm! A pony farm! And… Just jump down, would ya?

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It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who’s passing shall not be mourned.

companioncubes: The Schrodinger’s cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
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The Schrodinger’s cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.

companioncubes: Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building’s going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it’s a problem with the light. I think the light’s on the blink. But just in case it isn’t, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier.
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Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building’s going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it’s a problem with the light. I think the light’s on the blink. But just in case it isn’t, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier.

companioncubes: Every time you fail, it’s a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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Every time you fail, it’s a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.